Saturday, May 9, 2020

Sunset in Sedlecombe



I think that sunset is my favourite time of day.

The big blue sky lets the other colours come out
to play with him for a little while, and he knows
They are beautiful, so he lets them be so.
Then he gathers them up, like special things, until

they come out again to say good morning.

Potty training?







A little boy sat on the toilet,

He was in there way too long
His mom come in to check;
She thought something was wrong
He'd sit and sigh sit and sigh
Then he'd slap the top of his head.
Why do you do that?" his mother asked.
'Works for ketchup,' he said.

Friday, May 8, 2020

Enebriate




Starckle, starkle, little twink,
Who the hell are you I think.
I'm not under what you call
The alcofluance of incohol.
I'm just a little short of sheep,
I'm not drunk like thinkle peep.
I don't know who is me yet.
But the drunker I stand here the longer I get.
So just give me one more fink to drill my cup.
'Cause I got all day sober to Sunday up




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